1. Because lacks the main senses: the humor.
2. Because it feels God, but not a Minister.
3. Why do you believe everything you the media says (or fears) for the dissemination of Argentina today, and already has more brain washing by a Polish prime mate.
4. Because his mom is a saint, so other women are witches.
5. Because his mom is a witch, so the other women too.
6. Because he has no mother and who fails to mime.
7. Because in fact more men like him, but not exercised.
8. Because he wants to make merit at the centers of power, men-only: business, military, TV entertainers, sports, labor unions, clergy, funeral, etc..
9. Because all that stuff de la gestación y el parto le da miedo y asquete, como la educación sexual al Ministro de Educación.
10. Porque usted tiene los mismos atributos de Woody Allen pero no le dan el mismo resultado.
11. Porque no soporta la idea de un rechazo sexual hacia usted o hacia otro, y cree que la bella siempre debe estar a disposición de la bestia.
12. Porque usted no vive en el presente (y para eso lo ayudan mucho) sino en la prehistoria mental, y se da manija con tangos del 40.
13. Porque usted es burro y en lugar de corregirlo con tiempo y esfuerzo lo disimula con agresividad.
14. Porque usted es culto pero culturiza fuera de la maceta, y leyó a Julián Marías y no a Simone de Beauvoir.
15. Because deep anti-Semitic, anti-black, anti-worker, antijoven, but since that does not run it out on misogyny here and now comes with a prize (but not be neglected: for a little while longer).
16. Because you love the order, above all, and everything in its place of women in the kitchen (or naked on magazine covers), and Pinochet, Castro and Garcia Meza in power.
17. Because he believes that the inadequacy is a matter of sex, which is like believing in the stork or impending elections.
18. Because he fears that women do ranch apart, and do not think it is the men who invented and perpetuated. (See item 8.)
19. Because means that women want to imitate the man, and do not know that before such a copycat deaths manufacturer of disasters, from nuclear war to VAT.
20. Because the world likes the bus drivers handle it.
21. Because it has much patience for left foot on the head by any bully and too little to understand errors of women, who after all are, historically, most newcomers to the profession.
22. Because he fears that women "lose their femininity", which is impossible to lose, unless you call well in cosmetics and Pilcher.
23. Because you fear being robbed something and not sure why, although the daily loot and trash and not just women.
24. Because it is sincere, and worth more macho retrievable that "feminist" as a daddy sponsor to the claim that women say yes, BUT ...
Now you know. With these 24 points you save years and fortunes in psychoanalysis. You can be male or female, male chauvinism is not a question of genes: few people more macho than some women, they are only for self-preservation, by mistake, to imitate men, for convenience or because it let them talk on TV. You
it is for these reasons but also because it is believed superiorcito: 10,000 years ago passed to the notice and of course you still buying a nonexistent product. Now you can continue to be sexist but logistics support. Nor is it for the crackdown on these pages. It is possible that the perseverance earned him applause and sense of accomplishment, in addition to the clapping of the gang. But beware that there is no prize to be known intelligent and civilized. If you do not choose that will help to mental pollution, which is what kills us. And no moisture.
machinery will be inflated arrogance and prejudice and will finally be just like a centipede, mourning, Dracula turned into a laughing stock of props and creatures of spring.
Originally appeared in the journal Humor, 1980
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